This was not at the top of my
To Do List.
But shit happens. Sometimes all too literally. So what's a girl to do?
First, you scream at the toilet. Which, I know you're wondering about but will now have entirely TMI, was not empty.
Then, number two, you should pardon the expression, you dig down deep, not just into the bowl but into your soul.
You always wondered how you would react if something like this happened — the whole grace under pressure thing. Now you know. But perhaps some things, and this surely may be one of them, are better not to know.
Quick! This is no time for philosophizing! Do something! But what???
Wait a moment! Wait a minute! What about. . . rice? Didn't I hear something about using rice?
Yes! Yes! It was on that first episode of Elementary! Sherlock solved a case by figuring out that the bad guy was drying out the phone he had inadvertently put into the washing machine — by sealing it in a big bag of . . . RICE!
But I had no rice. Gave that up in a hopeless attempt to cut back on white carbs. Thought I had some brown rice, but couldn't find it. Was that bad for me too? Quinoa won't work, will it? Noodles? Pasta?
Now I'm panicking . . .
Fortunato! Use what's left of your head. Go on line and ask the musical question:
"What should I do if I drop my phone in the toilet?"
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