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Too Much Information!
Written by Pat Fortunato   
IS PRIVACY DEAD?
You have to ask?

With a few clicks on Google or Bing, you can find out almost anything about almost anyone.

Isn't it amazing just how much dirt we all seem to crave -and of course, the media loves giving it to us. Sure, if you're a celbrity, you give up privacy. But really! Long before the ghoulish media coverage of Michael Jackson's death, I realized that privacy was dead.

It was back in the '90s, when the Pope's colon surgery was reported by the media in excruciating detail.There was even a diagram of his insides in The New York Times. Sorry, folks, but that was TMI! People! We're talking about a very private orifice of the Holy Father. (I usually phrase that a bit more coarsely, but you get my drift.) privacylips.jpg

privacylips.jpg knew then that nothing was sacred (literally), and it's only gotten worse. Yeah, sure, some of this information is good: Katie Couric let us watch her colonoscopy and that inspired many people to get tested. (The words "inspired" and "colonoscopy" are not usually found in the same sentence.) But really, I don't have to hear about everyone's, celebs and non-celebs alike. It's bad enough that I have to get these things myself; I wish that people would respect their own privacy and not tell me all the delightful details.

(Unless, of course, you write a blog, then anything goes: See The Genie Is Out of the Orifice.)

When it comes to privacy, there's a minefield out there - even for us mere mortals - and some of it is our own damn fault . . .



Have you noticed the way people insist on telling you things you really don't want to know, usually involving some bodily function or other, which is especially delightful during dinner. Your kid threw up? How many times? You found WHAT in your handkerchief? Your panties? Stop! And also: Desist! I want my meal to be happy, or at least mildly pleasant, so wait until after dessert.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Okay, so it didn't work for the military. But keep this in mind: You don't have to answer every question, and you should never volunteer certain information.

Here are a few things I will not reveal:

How much I paid for my apartment.
Sure, you can look it up somewhere in the dusty files of City Hall or some governmental agency. Probably on line! But I ain't saying.

That I'm scheduled for another colonoscopy.
Actually, that may be never, unless they change that vile liquid you have to drink before the actual thing, which is the painless part these days.

About age:
Let's make a deal.
You tell me how much you weigh, and I'll tell you how old I am.

Frankly, I don't care how much you weigh -or how old you are, or how much you paid for your apartment, or when you're getting your next colonoscopy- but this challenge usually works.

People are really sensitive about their weight. And if we don't watch out, your weight -along with your age, your address, your phone number, and the state of your bank balance - will be posted all over the Internet. Maybe (GASP!) it already is! And people will start talking about it openly.

"Gee, she looks good for her weight."
"He works at Target and he's, oh, about 240."
"Jim in Human Resources? He must be in his mid 300's by now."

Don't laugh. We are in the (Too Much) Information Age.
Anything can happen.

 

So. Anyone else out there tired of being bombarded with TMI????
Examples???





 
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0 # Diana 2009-08-12 01:59
Girl, everything except your colonoscopy appointment (and a good hacker could probably get that from your Doctor's office computer) is on the internet. You age, the price you paid for your apartment, your unlisted phone number and a list of your best friends and friendamies. Google Earth can even show you a recent picture of your house and if you car just happens to be parked in front, one can get your license.
The only thing I can seem to keep from people is my middle name. Google doesn't know it yet and I'm not telling!
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0 # lisleman 2009-08-12 07:59
I posted (March 09) about a sweepstakes that had the grand prize of a colonoscopy. The winner got to go to NYC for it, so maybe you heard about it.

I don't think any reader would care if I told them my weight. Idea flashed in my head - make a device that sends your scale readings out over twitter. Thanks, I'm sure I'll make money on that one.
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0 # Pat 2009-08-12 08:58
I think I entered that contest â?? but luckily, I came in second . . .
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0 # Pat 2009-08-13 04:22
To Diana: I think you told me your middle name once, but I don't remember it. (Does it start with a "J?") If only Google and Bing would have some memory loss, the world would be a much nicer place. Maybe as they get a bit older . . .
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0 # koe 2009-08-15 02:38
Pat - you were right, of course. The comment machine did not like the mac but it seems more than OK with the PC. . . so it goes. Your posting is on the money and quite humorous - I am not, however going to comment on the recommendation letter posting - it hits (um) too close to home.

I sometimes write about life in a (fictional) small town and the only way to preserve your privacy, it seems, is to know some dirt about everyone else in town. There's a kind of mutually assured reputation destruction that is well understood by all the residents. . . 'The next best thing to privacy is knowing everyone else's secrets. . .' to quote police officer Bosporo Miels from 'the half life of linoleum.'

Thanks for visiting and commenting. Have a good weekend.
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0 # Pat 2009-08-15 05:13
Ah, the trade-offs of life. I lived in a small town once, now in NYC, I sometimes miss that "everybody knows your name" thing (maybe I could just find a neighborhood bar), but I don't miss that "everybody knows everything" thing.
About the "comment machine" â?? It's usually the browser that's the problem, not the computer. I myself use a Mac. Anyway, I'm glad you came back and posted your comment.
Your blog is really good, Koe, and I love the title: The Half Life of Linoleum! Next time you comment, leave a link.
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0 # Diana 2009-08-18 12:52
I will not tell you my middle name now. Let's see if it ever turns up anywhere and it does start with a "J". Good for you.
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