Mon 28 Dec 2009 |
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Sometimes I think that New Year's Eve should be abolished.
You know all the reasons to hate that night so let's not dwell on it: too many expectations, too many drunks, too much money! The thing is, no matter what you do, you wonder if you should have done something else. If you go all out and attend a fancy do, you think you should have just stayed home and watched the ball drop on TV. Hey, it's made of Waterford crystal and cost 2 million dollars. You could have saved even more by not going out. But if you do stay home, even if you break out the champagne and caviar (or tuna salad), you feel like a, well . . stay-at-home. Somehow it seems that the exact moment when one year turns into another should be marked by something more momentous than watching television in your jammies. Then there was the year 1999 when one century turned into another — more incredibly — one millennium into another. In our lifetime! Man, you couldn't sit that one out. Millions piled into Times Square, although I wouldn't recommend doing, that having done it once (and never again) in my wild youth. But we got close. A group of us went to a party at the Algonquin Hotel on West 44th Street. By standing just outside the front door we were able to see all the madness of Times Square without actually having to step into it. West 44th street was closed off to anyone who didn't have a special pass. (Yes, Virginia, you did need those stinkin' passes.) But at the end of the evening when they opened the street to the masses of merrymakers, my friend John and I went out to wish one and all a Happy New Year. So civilized. As John pointed out, we were the "swells" that night, emerging from the Algonquin in all our finery, which is pretty funny considering that we both started out far short of the Social Register, across the river in Brooklyn, if you must know.
But that evening was pretty swell — we were even invited to a private party at a townhouse where the great cabaret singer KT Sullivan performed for us personally.
And then there was Venice . . . I honestly don't remember the year, but it was somewhere in the last decade. Maybe we were trying to outdo the night at the Algonquin, or maybe we were on something (like cough syrup in case anyone out there is checking), but we decided to go to Venice for New Year's Eve. It was a great deal offered by some travel club we belonged to, and sounded like an adventure.
Well, yes, yes it was. First of all, it was not a direct flight, which meant spending 4 delightful hours in Switzerland in the blandest airport I have ever seen (I remember the whole episode as one big beige blur), and with all this travel time, we only had three days in Venice. Three nice days, except for for one thing: the package, which included a pretty nice room in a swanky hotel, did NOT include dinner for New Year's Eve. And nobody had told us that Venice is even worse than New York City for getting reservations and for not spending the annual budget of a small third world country for the privilege of a mediocre meal and some noisemakers. The hotel wanted 700 Euros (Euros!!!) each, which came to about $2000 for the two of us, which is more than the trip cost, and all the restaurants we called were either booked, closed, ridiculously expensive, or all of the above.
But finally, when the jet lag and the cough syrup had worn off, we came up with a solution, and a brilliant one at that. We went to a salumeria down the street, bought goodies like salami, prosciutto, cheese, olives, some of that great Italian bread, a bottle of Prosecco (the Italian version of champagne) — and had a picnic. On the bed!
Then, just before midnight, we went down to St Marco's Square, which on New Year's Eve is like a smaller, classier version of Times Square, and celebrated the New Year, whichever one it was, with the Italians. Molto, molto bene! So maybe New Year's Eve shouldn't be abolished after all. Maybe you just have to be a little creative about it. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR FELLOW READERS, LEAVE A COMMENT. This year, we're doing hors d'ouevres at home and then going to The Edison Ballroom (see Bitter Patter on the right) to hear a fabulous big band and a Latin combo. We may do some salsa if we get sufficiently salsaed up beforehand. The trick is to get enough martinis into my husband so that he will attempt a fox trot, but not enough to make him think he's Gene Kelly. Or Grace Kelly. Whatever. And yes, to get through security around Times Square, we do need those stinkin' passes. But I have them in my hot little purse, and we are ready to party! Should I bring my mask or my black socks???
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Bitter Patter
Friday the 13th
Came and went.
I bought a lottery ticket
And didn't win.
Reread
THE 13th FLOOR
To remind myself how lucky I am.
WENT FISHING!
Well, eating fish anyway.
And swimming, although not with the fishes in the Uncle Nunzio sense.
Back from the Caribbean.
But don't be TOO jealous:
My tan has already faded.
Besdies, before we left, I had to go through
THE ELEVEN STAGES OF PACKING
Which is not for sissies.
Just got a call from
(Gasp!) the dental hygienist.
Hasn't she read:
A DEVOUT COWARD
GOES TO THE DENTIST
Do NOT Google Santorum.
I warned you . . .
Just as I posted I WAS THE GIRL PHANTOM, I found a website called The Ghost Who Blogs about The Phantom comics:
http://falkonthewildside.blogspot.com
Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them.
I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found.
REVIEWS TO PERUSE
I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!
The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question, played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in. Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.
Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.
Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right? I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it. He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting, pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.
Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.
The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives. A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.
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But they will grew up someday, and Venice awaits . . .
Some professions have New Year Eve all figured well in advance. Cops know what they will be doing. Good singers know what they will be doing. Bartenders know what they will be doing. Drunks know what they will be doing. Maybe you need a profession that has this evening planned out for you.
And yes, I've often thought about taking over someone's job on NYE ? like my doorman's ? so he could go out and have a good time and I don't have to. The union won't allow it though.
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