Fri 13 Mar 2009 |
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| They wuz robbed! Just before April Fool’s Day last year, thousands of people in Brooklyn thought they had won The Daily News lottery— which would have paid them $100,000 each— only to find out that the numbers were wrong because of a printing error. Ouch! The lawyer representing some of these non- winners (it would be cruel to call them losers, no?) sez it ain’t about the money, it’s about “the loss of a dream.” The New American Dream, to be specific, as Clyde Haberman of the New York Times calls it, the dream to win the lottery. ![]() My take on all this is that the gulf between the haves and the have littles has grown so enormous that winning the lottery is the only way some people think they can ever make it. It does seem that just working hard and being thrifty (the Old American Dream, which is being downsized every day) won’t get you very far — you have to get a lucky break and have money handed to you in one nice big fat lump sum. Fortunately for those who feel this way, the actual lottery is not the only way to hit the jackpot. The jury I was on awarded three million to a cop injured on the job, and while one person on the panel didn’t think this was enough, another wondered if the only way she could make enough money to get by was to get hurt and then make someone pay. It could be an accident of any kind, some sort of medical malpractice, or even a really, really hot cup of coffee. And if all that fails, there’s always Michael Jackson . . . Exposure to weirdness! Emotional trauma! Nearly naked in Neverland! Sue! Okay, okay, I don’t want to make light of real pain and suffering (and I have it on good authority that the woman with the coffee actually was injured), but doesn’t it seem to you that things are seriously out of whack? Consider this: If you fall down and break your arm in the forest (where nobody hears it fracture), all you get for your trouble is a souvenir cast. But have the same accident at the right place at the right time, and you can sue for hundreds of thousands. Millions even. Let’s face it, life always has been a lottery, beginning with the accident of your birth: The Great Cosmic Lottery in the Sky. Were you born rich or good looking? Both? Neither? Are you smart at least? Your parents might have been nurturing or abusive. Did they have the decency to leave you an inheritance? You’re dealt a hand by the Fickle Fingers of Fate, and sure, it depends on how you play your cards, but most people can’t bluff well enough to win the pot unless they are holding three aces, maybe four. In this ridiculously fast-moving world, if you don’t begin with a head start you may never catch up, and in fact, you will probably keep falling further and further behind—either in reality, or in relation to where you think you should be. As Alice found out in Wonderland, you have to run really fast to stay in the same place. Why is this happening? Two reasons. First, there’s that pesky ever-widening difference in wealth. The masses toil away to get by (one state, which shall remain nameless, has a minimum wage of $2.65. Really! I just looked it up.) Meanwhile, large numbers of people are earning multiple millions each and every year, and that can add up to real money. We’ve always had the rich, and the superrich, who, it’s true, are very different from you and me. But there’s more of them than ever. Even in this recession (we won't use the D word), there's a lot of money out there. Look at it this way: if you had been making 10 million a year for the last 10 years, even if you spent money like it was going out of style (and it was!), you'd have a fair amount left over. Wednesday, on the editorial page of the New York Times, which has been lamenting the sad state of the economy, there was a huge ad for an "extraordinary" diamond necklace the size of Cleveland, a piece of jewelry that looks as if it's worth more than the combined net worth of several emerging nations. And there must be enough people out there with enough cash to buy this thing or the advertiser wouldn't find it worthwhile to run the ad. So, with their numbers increasing (more and more of the rich with more and more money), more and more stuff has to be put out there to feed their jaded palettes—things that tempt those who can’t afford any of it. It’s not just Fendi and Ferrari, although both these brands are beyond the reach of most of us. (Okay, there are fake Fendis, but you can’t fake a Ferrari.) This leads to an increasing number of things you are being conditioned to think you have to have, just to get by. The list is long, but here are a few examples: Multiple house phones, with call waiting and caller ID, the latest cell phone, which transmits pictures and does everything but your laundry. New expensive cameras which show the pictures instantly and necessitate buying new computers (yours was obsolete by the time you paid for it anyway) in order to store and print the pictures. Laptops. Blackberries. Great vacations, especially to Disney World and the Caribbean. Designer chocolates. Eating out frequently. Coffee that costs $3.95 a cup. Water that costs more than milk, which costs plenty itself. Really nice linens (who knew that thread counts mattered that much? And at what point is this ridiculous?) Designer jeans, purses and shoes. Fancy soaps and lotions. Fresh flowers. All the time. Manicures, pedicures, and facials. Even in this lousy economy, when most of us are struggling, ever notice that when you announce you’ve bought a new Sony flat screen TV, are taking an expensive vacation to Barbados, or getting a facial at a fancy spa, someone says “good for you.” Is it really? We have been conditioned to think that we deserve all these toys and all that pampering, and maybe we do, but it sure costs. And these days, who’s got the dough? Add that to the high price of everything — even the bare necessities — and it’s easy to back yourself into a corner where it seems that the only way out is to win the lottery. Here in the City That Never Cheaps, it will cost you $2-3000 month to rent an apartment the size of a walk-in closet in Manhattan, and you’ll have to shell out a million simolians to buy an “average” apartment. And even though prices are falling, they are still, let’s face it, outrageous. Of course, you might already have a rent-controlled place. But isn’t that just another form of winning the lottery? And most of us haven’t. So, unless you got into the real estate lottery at least 10 years ago and bought a place to live then, you can’t live in a place that suits your needs. You could always move to Idaho. (No offense). Or play the Lottery. The big one last week was 210 million. And lucky ten people won it! Of course, 21 mil is pocket change to more and more people these days, but to most of us it would be the ultimate American Dream. It would certainly make up for that original, totally unfair turn of events, whereby the Cosmic Lottery in the Sky didn’t make us billionaires in the first place. The nerve! But what if we play and we don’t even win (I hate to say it, but the odds are against us). Can we trip and fall on the way home from the newsstand on a hard-to-see but dreadfully dangerous protrusion in the sidewalk (obviously caused by the extreme and willful negligence of the City of New York) and sue for $21 million? $41 million? A billion (Why think small?) Can we get a really, really good lawyer? Can we win the case? Are we rich yet? One lives in hope. COMING NEXT TIME: OH! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE COINS! (How I Lost My Underwear By The Trevi Fountain) |
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The Golden Globes reminded me that that not ALL movies are
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I actually got that
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I also got my iPhone.
It's great.
Thank you Steve Jobs
Wherever you are.
Just as I posted I WAS THE GIRL PHANTOM, I found a website called The Ghost Who Blogs about The Phantom comics:
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Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them.
I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found.
REVIEWS TO PERUSE
I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!
The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question, played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in. Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.
Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.
Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right? I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it. He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting, pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.
Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.
The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives. A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.
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