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2009

You Know You Love Gossip Girl
Written by Pat Fortunato   
gossipgirlcover.jpgSee you in September . . .
Or, on August 31, if you believe the press releases. That’s when Gossip Girl returns after its summer vacation. But wait! There’s one more episode this season, and you don’t want to miss it —not if you expect to communicate with anyone under the age of Modern Maturity (or whatever that AARP publication is calling itself these days).

“Is it weird that I completely cherish Gossip Girl?”

NO! NO! Gotham Girl (my sometime pen name) did not say that!  “Cherish” is a bit much, even for me. That quote is from a fan on one of the many on-line sites devoted (pun intended) to the series. Just Google the show, or any of the actors. (You do that to everything else anyway.) You’ll find bios of the stars, synopses of the shows, predictions, goodies to buy, film clips to view, and, of course, gossip, gossip, gossip . . .

As for what the devoted fan said, it’s not weird. I find her words quite poignant, really. I mean, she knows that she shouldn’t be so wrapped up in a show that is so far from her own reality — unless, of course, her reality includes enormous helpings of wealth, health, beauty, sex, and great shoes. Not to mention servants.

Actually, a servant, Dorota to be exact, is one of my favorites actors. Not that I actually cherish her or anything, but this is a classic portrayal of the subservient servant, and next to the Wallace Shawn character, it’s my favorite small role on the show. Of course, there are no small roles, only small salaries, as folks in show biz like to say.

I’m not alone about Dorota; apparently, she has many fans. Google  “Chasing Dorota,” for a film clip about her secret life. When the cat’s away . . . Oh, you know. The real question here is: Has she fallen for the doorman, who, according to her girlfriends,  “knows how to handle packages?” Ho boy. I can’t believe I wrote that.

Whatever. Anyway, that not-so-weird-fan cannot be dismissed lightly. Certainly not by the media! At first, I was amazed that Gossip Girl was mentioned in every single issue (sometimes in several places in every single issue) of People, Us, We, and all the People/Us/We wannabes that I manage to get my newly manicured hands on at the nail salon, the only place besides the hairdressers where I look at these things. And look I do.

Then I noticed that the series and its stars were everywhere — Vogue, Vanity Fair, The Post, of course, the News and Newsday, too, but also New York Magazine (the cover!), The New York Times —many, many times. And not ironically. When Chuck Bass makes Time Magazine’s Man of The Year, it’ll be a moment to be . . . cherished. For some.

Let’s face it: how can you not love this series a little. Even the titles of each episode are irresistible—“The Ex-Files,”” Woman on the Verge,” “Hi, Society,” “New Haven Can Wait,” Gone with the Will,” “Desperately Seeking Serena.”  “It’s a Wonderful Lie,” and the ever popular: “Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?” The next episode, and the season’s finale, will be “The Goodbye Gossip Girl.”

“Valley Girl” (appropriate but not delicious) was last week’s title, and may be the name of a spin-off based on the wild teenage years of Lily Bass, formerly known as Lillian van der Woodsen (Serena’s mother), who has never really been tamed anyway. (That woman is not dead yet!)

Parts of the new series, which may be called “Lily” instead of Valley Girls, were woven in to last week’s episode. (Gotham Girl was a little confused at first, but then, Gotham Girl reads the AARP thing). I do know for sure that a pilot was made in LA a few months ago because my brother went out there to shoot it, but no one knows if it will air or not, or what it will be called. Stay tuned.

They’re all finished shooting scenes in New York for now, but Gotham Girl and a lucky friend got to see the prom scene being filmed in a great old building near City Hall a few weeks ago. We talked with the crew and spent most of our time trying not to trip on wires and cause some sort of electronic catastrophe. We got to meet Chace Crawford, that’s Nate to you, and he was too cute (and nice) for words. We also watched B swish by in a down coat thrown over her prom dress, followed by lesser members of The Hive. Queen B gives them hives every chance she gets. Because she can.

When we left the prom, we went across the street and sat on the steps, on the very spot where Serena and Blair talked about life and stuff after the prom was over on last week’s episode. We took a picture then went out for a drink. That’s about as close as we’ll ever get to being real life Gossip Girls — at least until next season when we’ll return to the set, and tell you all about it. Meanwhile, set your DVR for Monday, 8PM, CW, and get the Gossip while you can. (If you miss it, you can catch it in the reruns.) All I know is that Gossip Girl herself sends a shocking e-mail blast during graduation in this episode, and Blair and Chuck . . . well, watch the show!

You know you love me,
XOXO
Gotham Girl

MAKE A COMMENT!
Admit it, you have watched Gossip Girl. At least once.
But what kind of a girl are you?

a) I only watch it to keep my daughter company.
b) I’m an addict and I don’t care who knows it.
c) I DVR it and watch it instead of having a martini
d) I DVR it and have a martini.
e) Other: Please explain!

 
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0 # Lou 2009-05-19 05:36
I watch GG to keep YOU company. Found the finale a little confusing, but I read the AARP thing too.
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0 # Deborah 2009-05-22 01:16
what's not to like? The script is witty and brisk, the cast beautiful and fun to watch, the production values stellar, the clothes stylish, the NYC locations never looked better! A good soap opera is a guilty pleasure at any age. I too met the entire cast thanks to your brother and they were incredibly gracious and charming to the star-struck teenage girls I brought to the set.

CANT WAIT FOR NEXT SEASON!!
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0 # Pat 2009-05-23 05:43
Hey, as guilty pleasures go, this one really works: it's free (I pay for cable anyway), it's not fattening, or bad for my cholesterol, contains no salt or sugar (spice maybe, but unless you count the gay brother, little sugar) and it's not illegal. You go, Gossip Girl!
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0 # Cris 2009-05-24 17:44
Hey Pat - Just want you to know i read all your blogs and enjoy your writing style and sense of humor! Always interesting and entertaining - and yes, I watch Gossip Girls and will anxiously await next year!
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I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!

 The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question,  played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in.  Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.

Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.

Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right?  I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it.  He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting,  pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.

Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because  it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.

The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives.  A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.

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