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Bye, Bye Birdie
Written by Pat Fortunato   
birdieplaybill.jpgLet's talk turkey.

It's the Monday after Thanksgiving, and we have survived. We do feel fat, let down, and guilty that we ate so much and have done so little to get ready for  Christmas, which is Coming Soon to a life near ours.  So what should we do to cheer ourselves up? Maybe a fun Broadway play?

H'mm, there's Finian's Rainbow (weirdly wonderful) or The Royal Family  (dysfunctional, sure, but in a good way). Or we could see a real turkey, the revival of Bye, Bye Birdie at the Arthur Miller Theatre.

Ouch.

Pat, you always write reviews about plays you like! What's happened? What has John Stamos ever done to you? Well, nothing, but maybe if he had . . .

Hey, there's a first time for everything, and this is my first negative play review.

Sorry, folks, but the show deserves it, and while I hate to be The Grinch Who Panned Birdie, you need to be warned. For starters, There is no  — absolutely no  — chemistry between the two main characters, Albert (Stamos) and Rose, his voluptuous, marriage minded secretary, played by Gina Gershon.

Separately they're knockouts, but in Bye Bye Birdie, they just don't look good together. Stamos is slight — good looking as all hell, but not big -— so with Gerson in big skirts and really big hair, it feels like one of those cartoons where one character is purposely drawn bigger than the other: Think Natasha and Boris in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle. . . .

 

I'm not even complaining about the story (I am an opera fan after all) but here it is:

Heartthrob singer Conrad Birdie (read: Elvis) is going into the army (Get it? Bye, Bye "Birdie?")and as a publicity stunt he will give a "last kiss" to a lucky teenage girl, played cutely enough by Alice Trimm, from a small town where everyone wears matching bright pastel colors. (I kind of liked that part.)

The veteran Jayne Houdyshell was suitably overbearing as Albert's ever-present mother, and at the performance we saw, the show was stolen by the ten-year old Neil McCaffrey. Well, it's hard to beat a cute kid on stage.

But Nolan Gerard Funk who played Elvis wasn't Elvis-ish enough, and Bill Irwin, who is such a brilliant mime, was so over the top in this role that he seemed to be in a different play.

Even all the good music (Put On a Happy Face, A Lot of Livin' To Do) didn't make me happy, because the play wasn't gellin' and the singing was only fair. Only an out of town audience could think this was Broadway. And the really depressing part was, the people around me did seem to like it. But they didn't love it, I'm guessing, because there wasn't a standing ovation, which is practically mandatory these days and is no longer reserved only for the most brilliant performances. Which this was not. birdie.jpg

But how do I really feel?. Cheated. It was a special night out with friends, and the orchestra seats, although "discount," were close to a hundred bucks each. Harummph. We made the most of it: humming the songs and going to a friendly bar where we talked about better days and better plays. There will be more of both.

Hopefully, with John Stamos . . .

Agree? Disagree? Write a comment. You don't get this option with The New York Times!

For a completely different take on Bye, Bye Birdie, go to womanaroundtown, in the section Playing Around. While you're there, check out my other reviews.

More play reviews on this site:

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0 # Lou 2009-11-29 10:21
But how do you REALLY feel?
P.S My review of this play would have been worse!
But I don't have a blog ? or write for the Times.
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0 # George 2009-11-29 10:27
What's with you and John Stamos?
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0 # Lauren 2009-11-29 16:21
I don't like it when they take these old shows out of mothballs, dust them off, and try to make them look new again. Some things are just meant to stay in mothballs. I'm sorry you had to sit through such a disappointment, although it sounds like you had a great time with your friends.
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0 # Alex 2009-11-29 16:56
Sorry the production didn't ring the bell. Seems both Broadways and Hollywood are caught in revivalist state of mind. I suspect its mainly because the "money belts" are afraid to spend millions of dollars on fresh ideas. Or perhaps they would if they could identify the good ones from the losers. That tends to require more talent and taste, than oversize bank accounts. Still, I suspect Bye, Bye couldn't have been as bad as Hot Feet, or the ode to John Lennon -- that would have caused him to come back and haunt the production, if it hadn't closed so quickly. Oh well, in a few weeks it'll be 2010, and we'll have a shot at a new season of ... well, we can always hope.
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0 # BLITZ 2009-11-29 20:15
You, and all the other critics, are evidently on the mark. How they managed to mess up two
seemingly flop-proof gems like Guys and Dolls and Birdie this past year is a puzzlement. Then,
without much fanfare, comes a beautifully produced gem like "Finian's Rainbow" that is
arguably the best musical presently on Broadway. And it is 62 years old! I am going to see
it the third time next week.
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0 # Kerri 2009-11-30 02:31
George, who wouldn't like to have a thing with John Stamos? He was the only reason to see the show, now I will not even bother......oh well, big disappointment. :sad:
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0 # The Princess 2009-11-30 03:01
Yes, Blitz, I hate it when the critics are right about a play being wrong. Or vice versa. (Remember The Boy From Oz?) But this critic had to call it as she saw it.
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0 # Prince UGG 2009-12-11 19:39
no matter what happens,be happy.Life is too short.
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2010-02-27 05:32
Hi, Happy: Have you checked out" It's All About The Slippers" or "If The Shoe Fits?" I think you'd enjoy these posts: go to SEARCH and type in Slippers or Shoes. It will make us both happy.
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