Fri 30 Oct 2009 |
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| I hate to tell you this, but Fall sucks. Yeah, yeah, the leaves are pretty. That's because they're dead. You want foliage, you like the falling leaves of red and orange? Fine. Makes a nice song. But dead leaves are not a good sign. Trust me.
And yes, the days are not as hot as the stifling days of summer. That's because winter is coming, when days will be cold. Icy, bone-chilling, flu-catching cold. The days will be also short. Daylight Savings Time short, here in the Northeast, and by midwinter, shorter than the nights, involving entirely too much darkness. A revolting development unless you're a Vampire.
Especially at the National Arts Club this year, where the theme was Woodstock. Kind of an "Autumn of Love "Event. Yeah, man, Halloween is cool. You can dress up any way you want. Or not. You can put together a great costume, wing it and make a fool of yourself, or just take pictures of everyone else. All these options are good. And if you actually like dead stuff, you can go ghoulish, with fake blood and fangs and black painted nails. It's the holiday where the dead (and the undead) are celebrated, and vampires have nothing to apologise for. And neither do naughty nurses or sexy flight attendants from space. On the other hand, if it's a Woodstock party, then it's always nice to come as a Flower Child or Andy Warhol, don't you think?
Meanwhile back in the real world (do we hafta?), what the hell do you wear in the Fall . . . . . I'd like to rush the season. I'd like to give it the bum's rush, as they used to say in my neighborhood. Did you know that the word "autumnal" means cold and grey? Strictly speaking, as if anyone speaks strictly these days, it refers to the "typical" days of Fall. But poetically, it's used to describe bleak weather in general, the kind of day my mother used to call "nasty." How can you like a season that's mostly nasty? Even the word, Fall, is negative. The opposite of the word, Spring, about as positive as you can get. I don't mind winter nearly as much as Fall, because I'm dressed for it. In the winter, I wear hats and scarves and furry coats, boots and toasty warm socks I bought in Seatle because I figure that if they don't know how to fight the cold in Seattle, we're in trouble. I also have boots from Norway, and a parka from Northern Canada. A girl can't be too careful. I love those cuddly clothes from the northern realms. Another reason to love Halloween is that you can make little kids happy by giving them a few pieces of cheap candy. And can have some nice moments yourself, like when this adorable young man, who came as "Mr. Monopoly" to our building party, didn't get a bit rattled when I asked him when I could collect my $200 but simply handed me an Advance To Go card. This kid will go places, way past Go. But I like Halloween equally as much because it pisses off all the right people, especially the far fringe of the religious right who think it's some kind of Satan worship (oh please). And the food police who are convinced that all those little pieces of Reeses Pieces, which we love to pieces, will kill us, our teeth, the planet, and possibly the entire Universe. Now I love cauliflower as much as the next person, but give us a break. It's Un-American to be cranky about candy on Halloween. That would be like counting calories on Thanksgiving. The hallowed holiday of Halloween is also celebrated by Pagans which they call Samhein (wasn't he the hero of a 40's detective story?) and they seem to have a good time, autumnal weather or not. And who's to say they're any more crazy than the rest of us, who go to parties and parades, wear weird get-ups, consume unconscionable quantities of alcohol, and still pretend it's a holiday "for the children." Carry on, adults! It's about time you had some fun. Especially in this terrible economy and this dreadful season. So I hope you all will survive Fall — and that you had a Happy Halloween. I know I will — and I know I did. Peace and Love . . .
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Bitter Patter
NO LAUGHING MATTER:
Did Demi Moore overdose
on laughing gas??
That's what's being reported
to those of us at:
A DEVOUT COWARD
GOES TO THE DENTIST
Have you seen The Artist? Seeing it mentioned at
The Golden Globes reminded me that that not ALL movies are
Incredibly Loud!
Do NOT Google Santorum.
I warned you . . .
I did it!
I actually got that
LITTLE BLACK DRESS!
How hard was it?
Click on the link above.
I also got my iPhone.
It's great.
Thank you Steve Jobs
Wherever you are.
Just as I posted I WAS THE GIRL PHANTOM, I found a website called The Ghost Who Blogs about The Phantom comics:
http://falkonthewildside.blogspot.com
Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them.
I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found.
REVIEWS TO PERUSE
I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!
The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question, played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in. Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.
Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.
Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right? I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it. He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting, pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.
Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.
The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives. A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.
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Comments
Cannot agree with you more about Fall, colors are great but then we are rejoicing about decay & the forthcoming season of the "Hawk" (a term once popular in the hood), old man winter & them blues.
Keep the words flowing, they are so welcomed.
The Hipster
I think you've captured everything there is to say about fall.The online dictionary uses this example to describe fall: to drop or descend under the force of gravity, as to a lower place through loss or lack of support. The name fall, itself, implies that "Something wicked this way comes."
As an aside, as much as I hate geese, I hate to see them go because when they take to the skies, it means that sometime soon cold weather will be stopping by for an extended visit.
Halloween was fun but it would have been better if more kids went door-to-door.
You know that's an interesting combo - right wing Satan protesters and food police. Do you think they overlap much?
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Fall sucks. But I have a bowl of Halloween candy all to myself! One
nice thing. All the good holidays come in the fall and winter. Why?
To cheer us up! Give thanks for that!"
And you know what, I love Thanksgiving, too. So a season that gives us two great holidays can't be all bad. . . .
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