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This is the kind of story
that makes you feel good to be alive. Or slit your wrists.A family in the south had fallen on hard times. They were out of work, out of money, but — hold on to your Kryptonite — not out of luck. As they were cleaning out the attic, because the house they had owned for 60 years was now in foreclosure, they came across a pile of old comics. And, yes, you guessed it! They found a copy of Action Comics #1. Holy Phonebooth! That's the first, and very valuable, comic featuring The Man of Steel. One of these babies sold for $1.5 million, although the copy in question isn't in pristine condition, and will probably fetch "only" about a quarter to a half million. No one is complaining! Superman literally saved the day, just as you always dreamed he would. So cool. And yet so cruel. Because you just know that sometime, somewhere, you had something you didn't realize was valuable and threw it away in a fit of feng shui gone terribly wrong. Or maybe, like someone I know, your mother tossed out an actual copy of Action Comics #1 just to tidy things up. Ouch! And what about The Antiques Road Show? Sure, most of the stuff people bring in turn out to be just that, stuff: fakes, frauds or just plain old junk. But the items they show on TV tend to be real, and are worth real money. You could have something like that hiding somewhere at this very moment . . . Something like that old, rather plain-looking striped blanket an ordinary guy brought to the Roadshow. He knew it was am antique and that it was a Navajo design, but had no idea that he had a "national treasure." The appraiser was hyperventilating so badly that he could hardly get out the words: it's a valuable piece of art worth $350-$500,000 on a good day. On a bad day? A measly quarter of a million. I don't know about you, but I've had days a lot worse than that. Then there was that weird looking china from China a woman had in her family. (My family heirlooms consist of pizza tins from my uncle's restaurant in Coney Island.) Actually, the "china" was pure jade made for the emperor of Japan and was worth $1,070,000. Who knew? Not her. Not us. And how do they come up with these figures? I like headlines with nice, round numbers, like "Million Dollar Painting Found In Garage." Or the one about the Ansel Adams negatives that someone bought at a garage sale for $45 (haggled down from $60), which may be worth 200 million dollars. Yes. 200. Million. Well, this one is under investigation as a possible fraud because some carbon dating diddling may be involved. But still. And how about the genuine copy of the Declaration of Independence found under a worthless painting bought in a dusty old antique shop? Priceless. These things give you hope on one hand, and pull out the rug from under you with the other. What are the chances that you will ever have — and realize that you have — one of these treasures? One in a trillion (inflation, darling, inflation)? Slim to none? About the same as winning this week's lottery? Let's face it. You probably
have a better chance of having Superman himself swoop down to save you from the
baddies, then fly you up to his rent-controlled penthouse in midtown Metropolis. No
wait. It was Lois Lane who had the penthouse. On a reporter's salary. Yeah,
right. Maybe she found a copy of Action Comics in the attic. But will you? Or perhaps the Superman stamp you got from the Post Office for 39 cents will end up being worth a fortune.Unlike the appraiser of the bountiful blanky on Antiques Roadshow, don't hold your breath. On the other hand, it wouldn't hurt to check your garage . . . HEAR ANY STORIES ABOUT UNEARTHED TREASURES? LEAVE A COMMENT: IT'S COOL (NOT CRUEL) |
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NO LAUGHING MATTER:
Did Demi Moore overdose
on laughing gas??
That's what's being reported
to those of us at:
A DEVOUT COWARD
GOES TO THE DENTIST
Have you seen The Artist? Seeing it mentioned at
The Golden Globes reminded me that that not ALL movies are
Incredibly Loud!
Do NOT Google Santorum.
I warned you . . .
I did it!
I actually got that
LITTLE BLACK DRESS!
How hard was it?
Click on the link above.
I also got my iPhone.
It's great.
Thank you Steve Jobs
Wherever you are.
Just as I posted I WAS THE GIRL PHANTOM, I found a website called The Ghost Who Blogs about The Phantom comics:
http://falkonthewildside.blogspot.com
Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them.
I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found.
REVIEWS TO PERUSE
I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!
The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question, played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in. Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.
Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.
Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right? I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it. He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting, pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.
Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.
The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives. A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.
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that makes you feel good to be alive. Or slit your wrists.
Let's face it. You probably
have a better chance of having Superman himself swoop down to save you from the
baddies, then fly you up to his rent-controlled penthouse in midtown Metropolis. No
wait. It was Lois Lane who had the penthouse. On a reporter's salary. Yeah,
right. Maybe she found a copy of Action Comics in the attic. But will you? Or perhaps the Superman stamp you got from the Post Office for 39 cents will end up being worth a fortune.




Comments
Anyway, she said she took them all to the dump literally a few weeks before I got there. Instead she kept........drum roll please.........the Life Magazines!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Still hurts.
Life is so cruel. But thanks for the story.
I went off to school in good ol' New York City, and of course, my sweet Mom threw them all away. Even my high school annual was gone! And I had drawn the cover! You gotta love your Mom, right? I still do. But I learned
from the experience. Now I don't throw anything away. Our house is now known as "Poole's House of Clutter." Lots of valuable stuff here, I hope, I hope, I hope! GP
Do those pizza tins come with hot pizza?
good story.
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