Sun 16 May 2010 |
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| "80% of success
is just showing up." — Woody Allen Agreed. But should we give our highest praise for just showing up? Shouldn't we save that for the other 20%: showing up with something truly outstanding? Take Broadway. Please. A pet peeve of mine and many another cranky critic is the standing ovation,
which every show seems to get, whether it's good — let alone great — or not. Go to a show today and be prepared to stand up at curtain time or else be seen as The Grinch Who Stole Broadway. Harrumph. I appreciate good acting and good writing. Hell, I'll even applaud the scenery. But a standing ovation was supposed to be a spontaneous burst of exurberance reserved for a performance so special that it takes your breath away, something that you talk about for years. Or decades. Example: Laurette Taylor in The Glass Menagerie back in 1940s. Few of us actually saw this show (before our time, and all), but actors, waiters waiting to be actors, and others who love the theatre still talk about The Performance. I hope there was one hell of a standing ovation for that. And yes, there are lots of nice shows on Broadway today, and I go to a lot of them. But I can't think of any in recent memory that will be remembered in 50 or 60 years. And yet, everyone jumps to their feet and clap like seals, so long and so loud that you'd think we had witnessed the second coming (of Ms.Taylor?) — at every single performance. I have a few ideas about all this, but I wonder what Woody would do . . . Follow the Money It could all boil down to cost. Unless you score discount tickets, good orchestra seats run over a hundred bucks, plus tax and service charges. What services they are performing (no pun intended) — other than providing the tickets — is a mystery. "Premiere seating" can be hundreds of dollars. When The Producers became a humongous hit some years back, you could still get tickets: for $425. Fortunately, that gambit didn't work for Young Frankenstein, but only because critics and audiences agreed that the show wasn't great. Although it did, of course, get standing ovations. If you pay a lot, you want to like it. Plus, you have to tell the folks back home, even if back home is across town, what a great show it was, proving how very savvy you are. On the other hand, New Yorkers frequently complain about the turkeys, which is just a different kind of bragging: I am soooo sophisticated, the show just wasn't good enough for me. And yet we stand. All those people rising to their feet when the
curtain falls can't be out-of-towners. New Yorkers love to play "Blame It On
The Tourists," but I think this includes the natives.Maybe they're restless. People sitting that long need to stand, like the way we jump up after a plane ride as if we've been ejected from our seats. But do we have to hoot and holler, too? Hold on. There could be yet another, deeper reason for all these Standing O's. Something to do with the way we've been praising the tiniest little bit of effort ("Good job, everybody!") for the last 10 or 20 years. This is especially true with children — some of whom have grown up and go to the theatre, where they applaud everything. Why not? We routinely give prizes to everybody and trophies to his uncle. We can't just reward the winners, because then there would be (gasp!) losers. Alex Baldwin did a funny bit on SNL about a coach giving "Participation Awards" to a terrible swimming team. Participation, huh? Sounds like "showing up" to moi. I'm all for showing up. Did it all my life. But I don't remember any standing ovations. Or sitting ones even. If a boss or a client didn't grouse and grumble, paid the bill or didn't fire me, that was a win. Although, come to think of it, a little irrational exuberance would have been nice once in a while. The actors must love it, especially if they grew up in the era of over appreciated children. But we're talking about Broadway here, not a school play (where the 'rents and g-'rents can never be blamed for being overly enthusiastic: it's our job). But if bigtime actors get a standing ovation every single time, how do they know when they really are great? And if they're rewarded for being mediocre, how will they ever get great? In view of all this, I wonder what happens when The Woodman, who is a performer
himself along with being an important philosopher of our time, goes to a play. What exactly does Woody Allen do at the end of the
performance? •Stand up 80% of the way? •Applaud at 4/5 volume? •Join the overheated ovations like 80% of the audience? He can't just sit there. Philosophers, unlike bloggers, should be consistent. And the actors did show up. |
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NO LAUGHING MATTER:
Did Demi Moore overdose
on laughing gas??
That's what's being reported
to those of us at:
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GOES TO THE DENTIST
Have you seen The Artist? Seeing it mentioned at
The Golden Globes reminded me that that not ALL movies are
Incredibly Loud!
Do NOT Google Santorum.
I warned you . . .
I did it!
I actually got that
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How hard was it?
Click on the link above.
I also got my iPhone.
It's great.
Thank you Steve Jobs
Wherever you are.
Just as I posted I WAS THE GIRL PHANTOM, I found a website called The Ghost Who Blogs about The Phantom comics:
http://falkonthewildside.blogspot.com
Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them.
I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found.
REVIEWS TO PERUSE
I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!
The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question, played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in. Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.
Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.
Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right? I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it. He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting, pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.
Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.
The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives. A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.
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Take Broadway. Please. A pet peeve of mine and many another cranky critic is the standing ovation,
which every show seems to get, whether it's good — let alone great — or not.
And yet we stand. All those people rising to their feet when the
curtain falls can't be out-of-towners. New Yorkers love to play "Blame It On
The Tourists," but I think this includes the natives.
In view of all this, I wonder what happens when The Woodman, who is a performer
himself along with being an important philosopher of our time, goes to a play. What exactly does Woody Allen do at the end of the
performance? 




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belts out a song at an ear-piercing level, and the audience goes crazy to
applaud and stomp for what - noise? VERY few have been able to successfully
belt and make it beautiful to hear.
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