| PASS THE POPCORN: Movies Are Back! |
| Written by Pat Fortunato |
| Tuesday, 05 April 2011 09:50 |
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Tell the truth: How many movies did you go to last year?
Not so fast! NETFLIX doesn't count, or Turner Classic Movies, although Ted deserves sainthood for this channel, or even Pay For View. I said, "go to." As in: venture forth into the actual world, buy a ticket, and sit in a theatre with other live, more or less human, beings.
Let's face it: they haven't been making a lot of adult movies lately. Let me rephrase that: I meant movies for grownups. Of course, if XXX floats your boat, go float yourself. But other than devotees of Teenage Cheerleader Nurses In Heat, few adults actually go to the movies. Why has this simple fact been so difficult for Hollywood to grasp? Maybe it's the cocaine. Whatever. There IS some good news: "Graying Audiences Returns to Movies, in Glasses That Aren't 3-D" says the Gray Lady herself, The New York Times, reporting that older audiences are returning to theaters because moves are being made for them again. Translate "older" as anyone past adolescence.
I still see more than my share of movies —just not in theatres. But all that may be about to change. . . Here's a letter to the Times that pretty much sums it up: "I have stayed away from theaters assiduously in recent decades ("Assiduously?" Nice use of the word. "In decades?" Wow! A real holdout!) but this year, I've seen several movies . . . because there are more literate scripts, fewer severed limbs and gobs of blood flying around the room (I really hate flying limbs),. more dramatic and beautiful cinematography and more stories (stories!) that make psychological and narrative sense" (What a concept!) The writer also points out that she doesn't need cocktails served at her seat, a tactic being tried at selected theaters —although probably not at one near you — to entice the over-12 crowd back to the movies. This woman doesn't want a Bloody Mary, just movies that aren't so bloody. That have a plot. And make sense. Oh, and another thing: Do we HAVE to watch all those damned commercials? I DVR almost everything these days and can breeze through spots for Shamwow, and stop for the E-Trade Baby when I want. But in the theatre I'm trapped and must watch them all. I can't get there late, because then I won't get a good seat and I am, after all, vertically challenged and need to be on the aisle. And finally: Is there any way to stop people in movie theatres from doing totally annoying things like:
*Eating huge quantities of food. Can you stop feeding your face for 2 hours? Or limit it to popcorn or M&Ms. Do you really need tacos, hot dogs, pizza or chicken fingers? Talking throughout the movie, especially when stating the obvious: "Sure is raining!" "It's catching fire!" "She's going to kill him" (Yes, she is, if he doesn't shut up.) So all we need to get us back to the movie theatres are:
A cartoon feature wouldn't hurt, either. BUT BEFORE I ACTUALLY RETURN TO THE BIG SCREEN, SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY? Tags:
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Bitter Patter
Friday the 13th
Came and went.
I bought a lottery ticket
And didn't win.
Reread
THE 13th FLOOR
To remind myself how lucky I am.
WENT FISHING!
Well, eating fish anyway.
And swimming, although not with the fishes in the Uncle Nunzio sense.
Back from the Caribbean.
But don't be TOO jealous:
My tan has already faded.
Besdies, before we left, I had to go through
THE ELEVEN STAGES OF PACKING
Which is not for sissies.
Just got a call from
(Gasp!) the dental hygienist.
Hasn't she read:
A DEVOUT COWARD
GOES TO THE DENTIST
Do NOT Google Santorum.
I warned you . . .
Just as I posted I WAS THE GIRL PHANTOM, I found a website called The Ghost Who Blogs about The Phantom comics:
http://falkonthewildside.blogspot.com
Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them.
I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found.
REVIEWS TO PERUSE
I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!
The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question, played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in. Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.
Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.
Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right? I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it. He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting, pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.
Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.
The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives. A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.
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The national average for theatre-going is about 8 times a year. But this figure is very skewed by 12-year old boys who go many times to the same mindless piece of crap made just for them featuring blood, guts deafening noise, aliens. and robots. I think that Transformers2 was one of these, but I didn't see it. . .
I used to go to the movies a lot: when I was freelancing and lived within a few blocks of 10 theatres, 3 or 4 times a week. But up until recently I hadn't gone for ages, and only took the plunge for The Kids Are All Right, The Social Network and The King's Speech. All good! I've heard that I should see The Black Swan on the big screen, too.
Mostly though, I watch classic films at home, from Annie Hall to Zelig, including, in alphabetical order, Bananas, Crimes and Misdemeanors, The Front, Hannah and Her Sisters. Take the Money And Run, Bananas, and Sleeper. And not just Woody Allen films, although the guy's a genius.
This year, I rediscovered My Favorite Year (Ya gotta see this film!), revisited prized films like Nashville, Amadeus, and yes, I admit it, The Big Lebowski, borrowed other people's favorites like Bullitt and Reversal of Fortune, and recorded some great ones on TCM like the dark comedy Requiem For A Dream and Picnic At Hanging Rock —not a western, by the way, but an eerie story set in Australia in 1900 on a hot summer day. I even (gasp!) paid for Toy Story2 at Movies on Demand, a movie you'd think was just for kids but was just right for this grownup.
*Opening candy wrappers at the worst possible times.






Comments
As for previews: Love the 15min glimpse into what is coming soon
As for talking: please don't.....My sometime movie partner (you know who you are)... talks to me like we are in her living room.. OMG, so I go alone
As for food: yes please keep it simple...I bring my own homemade popcorn (the best ever) and snow caps...
Pat, you and Dad need to go see 'I am love'. beautiful cinematography, beautiful story and you get to catch-up on your Italian...I am making Kennedi come and see Win WIn with me....
It's the COMMERCIALS for other things I can't stand.
I Am Love sounds like a winner.
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