ONE DAY: A Quirky Movie Review
Written by Pat Fortunato   
Monday, 22 August 2011 08:54

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It's When Harry Met Sally.

Without Harry. Or Sally.

That's my review, and now you don't have to go to the bother and expense of actually seeing the movie. But I was not so lucky. I didn't pay attention to the reviews.

Oh course, no one is so naive as to believe the ads:

"An epic romance!" Please, someone, tell Harper's Bazaar that an epic this is not.

"One of the Most Anticipated Movies in Years? Really, Marie Claire? And did it deliver?

"I Love This Movie!" says The New York Observer. Well ain't love grand. And as one of my exes (not from Texas) used to say: You can't argue with taste.

But apart from the ads, I actually read a whole entire review, and in The New York Times yet. The thing is, I didn't read, or think about it, carefully enough. And that was my undoing . . .

Lost Youth?

Anne_BootsFor starters, the review mentioned "mourning lost youth," and I thought, hey, I get that. But those doing the mourning are barely in their forties, and yes, that counts as middle-aged, and yes, you can feel "old" at your thirtieth birthday party, but please. Anyone who mourns their youth so early in life has a rough ride ahead on the road to Social Security, or whatever is left of it when they get there. How old is A.O. Scott anyway?

I do agree with him that "Miss Hathaway once again demonstrates her ability to be more appealing than her attractive co-star and more fascinating that her picturesque surroundings," including her appearance at the Oscars. Amen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AnneHatawayOscarsThis woman is a born star: beautiful in just that not-quite-perfect way that makes fools of us all. But really, why was she portrayed as such a frump in the first part of the movie. Those glasses. Those shoes. That posture. Why did her co-star scarcely seem to notice her transformation into smart and sophisticated swan later on? And alas, I never really believed her as a Brit, although I tried.

I never even remotely believed Jim Sturgess as a music video show host, or whatever he was supposed to be, although he, too, is very, very easy on the eyes. Even when they — finally — show him looking a bit older at the end. For a while, I thought that time had stood still, even though we went through a lot of Saint Swithin's Days. Hathaway didn't get older, just a better wardrobe.

Midnight In Paris — In The Afternoon

Oh well. Maybe I'm so cranky about this film because I had dragged my husband to see it in the afternoon (he thinks this is sinful) and the last time we did this we saw Midnight in Paris, which was worth doing penance for, and then went to El Parador for happy hour, where over margaritas and the best chicken wings you've ever tasted, talked about the film for hours. This time, we just drank.

And the other reason I may be prejudiced against this film is that my beloved book club has been reading novels like Great House that jump around in time and place, and leave me wondering where we are and who's speaking, and what happened. I'm longing for a story that goes in some kind of a straight line, although I certainly gave a pass to Midnight In Paris, didn't I.

And the moral of the blog is this:
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Either be like a friend of mine who never reads reviews —and is blissfully happy with almost all his choices — or, if you're like me and want to see only the cream of the crop, read more than one review. Or at least read one review and actually pay attention.

As for this movie: one day . . . get a copy of When Harry Met Sally — and have what they're having.

 
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0 # Louise GIkow 2011-08-22 11:47
Thanks. I won't bother to see it.
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2011-08-22 12:26
You're welcome. But do catch Midnight: it's not quite Annie Hall, since we're making comparisons, but it's really a trip.
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0 # Diana 2011-08-22 12:09
We saw this movie before. It was called "Same Time Next Year" and it was superb.
Thanks for saving me $12.50. Now I can afford to take that trip accross the GW Bridge I have been meaning to do.
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2011-08-22 12:29
Same Time. . . I forgot about that movie, which really was superb. I had no idea you wanted to travel to New Jersey,but go forth and enjoy.
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0 # David 2011-08-22 13:48
Rotten Tomatoes, never wrong. DJ
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2011-08-22 14:39
Right again, DJ. Rotten gives it only 28% on the Tomatometer — although 74% of the audience liked it (go figure). Next time, I'm checking the Meter before springing for a ticket.
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Friday the 13th 
Came and went.

I bought a lottery ticket 
And didn't win.  

Reread
 
THE 13th FLOOR
To remind myself how lucky I am.

WENT FISHING!

Well, eating fish anyway.
And swimming, although not with the fishes in the Uncle Nunzio sense.

Back from the Caribbean. 
But don't be TOO jealous:

My tan has already faded. 
Besdies, before we left, I had to go through 

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 Just as I posted I WAS THE GIRL PHANTOM, I found a website called The Ghost Who Blogs about The Phantom comics:

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Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it  brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them. 

I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found. 

REVIEWS TO PERUSE

I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!

 The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question,  played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in.  Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.

Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.

Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right?  I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it.  He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting,  pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.

Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because  it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.

The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives.  A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.

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