| Are You An Elitist? |
| Written by Pat Fortunato |
| Wednesday, 30 November 2011 11:36 |
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To find out, take this simple test. My answers are below: What kind of food do you like?
Of course, Mallomars are, in their own way, elitist. They're seasonal, like peaches used to be before those plastic things dimly reminiscent of real fruit became available all year round, or shad roe (talk about I like cheap cheddar from the super market, but prefer St. Andre triple crème (so sinful) from the fancy schmancy cheese shop. On the other hand, a really good hamburger with French fries versus a fine fillet mignon is a tossup for me. Both have their place. And price. I like pizza, too. But light on the cheese and no pepperoni. . . Verdict about food: Inconclusive Where do you like to eat?Well, home is good, especially if someone else is doing the cleaning up, so that's non-elitist, right? Unless you live in Buckingham Palace. I do like fine restaurants, though. Last year, on a significant birthday (no numbers please), we went to La Grenouille, which, mon dieu, is about as elitist as you can get. Speaking a little French is suspicious in itself, although Miss Piggy gets away with it. As to restaurants, more often than not, we go to The Lyric, the diner down the street, which is sooo non-elitist, what with the early bird special and all. I love diners because they're honest, not pretending to be anything they're not, except for those mauve and chrome ones in the suburbs where they actually show you to a table. But oh, the soufflé at La Grenouile. Verdict: Still inconclusive, bordering on schizophrenic. What about people?Who you hang with, who you admire: isn't that the real test of elitism or lack of same. Well, sorta . . .
But I have this crazy idea that candidates running for public office, like, say, President of The United States or something, should be intelligent — and actually know something about current events, history, the leader of Ubeki-beki-beki-stan-stan. And stuff. I'd have a beer with Joe the Plumber — if he really was a plumber (I have my doubts) and could fix the leaky faucet in my bathroom — but I don't want to entrust him with the future of the civilized world. I am so picky. Oh, and about the beer: I don't like it all that much, except at the beach or with Thai, Chinese, or Japanese food. The food is usually takeout. In cartons! Does that count? Anyway, I usually prefer a martini or two to a six-pack. So, about people and choice of beverage: Strongly leaning towards elitism. What sport do you follow/play?John Kerry got into trouble for windsurfing, but no one could accuse me of doing that. Swimming is okay, right? I used to follow baseball, giving me many non-elitist points, but don't anymore, and have never liked watching professional football or basketball. Uh-oh. Even worse, I play tennis. This is looking bad. What forms of entertainment do you like?Well, TV, of course. Although I do dangerously tilt towards PBS and away (far, far away) from reality shows. And movies, although, again, I'm not in the mainstream because I actively dislike most action movies, and honestly, even Avatar didn't push my buttons. Loved Midnight In Paris, as did millions of other people and they all can't be elitists. But Woody Allen? Isn't he the height of elitiosity? Oh, and the big confession: I like opera. Oh noooo. I'm afraid the verdict is in. If you think intelligent people should run the country, don't think that soufflé is a dirty word, liked Rent but don't dislike La Boheme, don't think Velveeta is the sine qua non of cheeses, and even vaguely know or want to take the time to Google what sine qua non — or anything else! — means. . . As for me: Quilty As Charged. AND YOU? ELITIST OR NOT?If you are —even if you're not—click on our most elitist post yet Tags:
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Comments
- I'll Drink To That!
I most definitely plan to vote but it is our choic... - I'll Drink To That!
Just thought that the correlation between greatnes... - OH, SUGAR!
Don't worry, Mr. P. I never count calories and I w... - I'll Drink To That!
I'm going to vote, but not on caffeine vs. alcohol... - OH, SUGAR!
Pat, stop counting grams, etc. Portion control is ... - OH, SUGAR!
And you were eating the cottage cheese because you... - OH, SUGAR!
I see what you mean: there's 3 grams of fat in the... - OH, SUGAR!
This is in the same category of advice as A piece ... - OH, SUGAR!
Do what I do - don't wear your glasses when you ea... - It's No Yoke!
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Bitter Patter
Friday the 13th
Came and went.
I bought a lottery ticket
And didn't win.
Reread
THE 13th FLOOR
To remind myself how lucky I am.
WENT FISHING!
Well, eating fish anyway.
And swimming, although not with the fishes in the Uncle Nunzio sense.
Back from the Caribbean.
But don't be TOO jealous:
My tan has already faded.
Besdies, before we left, I had to go through
THE ELEVEN STAGES OF PACKING
Which is not for sissies.
Just got a call from
(Gasp!) the dental hygienist.
Hasn't she read:
A DEVOUT COWARD
GOES TO THE DENTIST
Do NOT Google Santorum.
I warned you . . .
Just as I posted I WAS THE GIRL PHANTOM, I found a website called The Ghost Who Blogs about The Phantom comics:
http://falkonthewildside.blogspot.com
Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them.
I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found.
REVIEWS TO PERUSE
I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!
The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question, played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in. Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.
Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.
Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right? I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it. He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting, pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.
Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.
The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives. A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.
by martinis alone,
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Obviously champagne and caviar set off major alarms. And I confess I like both, although actually ingest very little of either (It's the economy, stupid). On the other hand, I love mac 'n cheese, dirty water hot dogs from street vendors, Devil Dogs — and Mallomars: I'd walk a mile for a Mallomar. I'd even go to a mall. Maybe. Would they then be mall-o-mars. That's another blog.
elitist!) which you still can get only for a short time in the Spring. As for Mallomars ("Pure chocolate!), you have to wait for October, which is tough if you have a jones in September. Still, it's worth it. Proust, an elitist if ever there was one, had his madeleines and we have our Mallomars. Twinkies, so not elitist, have a following, too, but personally, I prefer the Hostess Cupcakes with the white swirl on top.
I have a preference for the intelligent ones. Can't help it. The level of conversation isn't very high when IQs are very low. On the other hand, some of the nicest people I've known would not score high on an SAT, or even know what that meant.




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And humble too . . .
especially Puccini. Gives me goosebumps and a lump in my throat.
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