Come to the Cabaret!
Written by Pat Fortunato   
Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:58

Ain't We Got Fun?

Well, yes and no.

Life these days hasn't exactly been a cabaret, old chum. The death of one parent, taking care of the other, is not exactly something to sing about. Unless it's I've Got A Right To Sing The Blues. You could also get . . . bitter, but where's the fun in that? There's a better way.

LouCarla_SimpsonLife IS A Cabaret!

At least on Sunday nights at Moonstruck in Asbury Park, NJ. It's for those times, and For All I Know that's anytime, when Something's Gotta Give, and you have no idea "what the fates have in store from their vast mysterious sky." Especially when that last line should read "that vast mysterious toilet in the sky." It's enough to make a girl cranky.

So it's off to Moonstruck where Anything Goes, and where, with any luck at all, I can get my grove back listening to music from the American Songbook, plus assorted other Oldies But Goodies — including the infamous Shaving Cream Song.

I think BobPatsyit's great that the singers here range from should be (or are) On Broadway to just plain . . . brave. And the way the pianist, the great Bob Egan, plays away a multitude of sins, like a good cover-up that allows you to be seen frolicking at the beach without scaring the seahorses.

And the songs! I know the words, I can hum the melodies, and even the sad ones make me happy. Love the parodies like Memories, the senior moments spoof.   Rima_Starr

BreannaBewitched, Bothered 

And Bewildered is how we felt the first time we stumbled, almost Andrez_Fredericksliterally, upon this cabaret a few summers ago. We were having a drink at the bar, when we noticed that it was filling up more than usual for a Sunday evening, and that briannaatmoonthe crowd looked gayer, in every sense of the word, than we had seen it before, and that there was a piano player . . . and people were coming up to the microphone to sing. It was fun. We were hooked.

It's Getting To Be A Habit

We were staying in next-door Ocean Grove for a whole month that year, so we went to the show the next Sunday too. We even drove down a few Sundays in the winter and stayed over at a small hotel on the ocean. Not a bad formula for Chasing the Blues Away.

Just so long as you don't do . . .

Something Stupid

The last time we went to Moonstruck, I had one or three little drinks, which went right to my head (a-hem), then took notes for my blog. Note to self: Don't drink and blog. Or attempt to get the right names with the right photos or decipher email addresses. So singers, I Apologise if you don't see your name at the end of this article. I tried, honest, I tried.Wayne_Bob

JennyBob

If you really Love Me, you will find it in your hearts to Please Forgive Me and move on. Happily, my husband Lou was on ginger ale that night, and his photos came out really well, as you can see.

Steppin' Out With My Baby

For the Halloween party on Sunday, we'll be Puttin' On The Ritz, going as two swells from Manhattan. Hey, I need an excuse to wear The Red Dress, last seen at the New Years Eve party at the National Arts Club too many years ago to discuss — and Vintage Vittadini is a terrible thing to waste. Besides, I Enjoy Being A Girl, when the spirit moves me, and Lou has to amortize the cost of his tux.

I mean, Autumn in New York is cool, but there's no cabaret we know of as much fun as this.
And from what we hear about Halloween at Moonstuck:
It's de-lightful, It's de-licious, it's de-lirious, it's de-luxe, it's de-limit . . .

GroupIt's De-Lovely!

Singers in the photos from the top: Lou Ruvolo and Carla Simpson, Patsy Last Name Unknown and Bob Egan, Rima Starr, Breanna, Andrez "Zee" Fredericks, Breanna As We Know Her, Wayne Gattis, Jenny Uplinger and Beth Hansen (center of group photo). Other singers included Adam Hirter and Cynthia Chartwig.

Photos by Lou Chisena.

Cabaret at Moonstruck, every other Sunday during the winter. Call for info at 732-988-0123.
Check out Bob Egan's site at: bobeganentertainment.com

For the words to The Shaving Cream Song, go to:
Stubble Is Trouble

 

 
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0 # Lucy 2011-10-25 15:14
This makes me want to go to Jersey! Have fun on Halloween.
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2011-10-26 09:44
It's not all "Jersey Shore," boys and girls. . . .
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0 # sara coe 2011-10-26 12:17
Have a great time at the Cabaret!!! When are you two going to sing?
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2011-10-26 18:20
Don't hold your breath!
Apparently, you have never heard me sing.
I write the songs, but I don't, mercifully, sing them. Lou, on the other hand, has a nice voice but he's shy.
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0 # lisleman 2011-10-26 14:25
It's fun to write with song titles or lyrics. I've done a few posts with songs.
You might like this one -
http://afcsoac.blogspot.com/2011/05/all-i-really-want-to-do.html

Do they get the crowd to sing along too?
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2011-10-26 18:23
I didn't start out to use all those song titles, but once I started, It Was Too Late, Baby. I know, I know (from your blog), that you don't want to be called Baby. . .
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0 # carla simpson 2011-10-26 20:06
What a wonderful evening of song ,... friends and a good time to be had.. Great article! lovely meeting you .. the pics .. LOVE LOVE triple love! x.c
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2011-10-27 08:39
Hi, Carla: Thanks for the comment. Halloween should be very . . . photogenic!
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0 # Alex 2011-10-26 20:28
Love this piece! See my comment on Facebook, please!!!
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0 # Pat Fortunato 2011-10-27 08:41
Yes, friends, go to Alex Simmons on Facebook because I am too modest to say all those nice things about myself . . .
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0 # Anne Rockwell 2011-11-09 15:22
Your blog is a pleasure. Thanks for reminding us of I'M ALL RIGHT JACK. I loved that movie!
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Friday the 13th 
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I bought a lottery ticket 
And didn't win.  

Reread
 
THE 13th FLOOR
To remind myself how lucky I am.

WENT FISHING!

Well, eating fish anyway.
And swimming, although not with the fishes in the Uncle Nunzio sense.

Back from the Caribbean. 
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My tan has already faded. 
Besdies, before we left, I had to go through 

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Writing Comics. . .
Was a small but wonderful part of my checkered career, and doing a post about it  brought back a lot of great memories. If you know any other women in NYC who wrote — or are writing — comics, tell me how to get in touch with them. 

I'm on a watching-old-movies kick these days.
Great way to lose yourself.
If you're lucky, you'll never be found. 

REVIEWS TO PERUSE

I'm All Right, Jack:
"Jack" is not just all right, it's totally delightful and fresh as a daisy after all these years (made in 1959), with Sellers, although not technically the lead, giving the brilliant performance that launched him as an international star. He plays an all-too-zealous union leader and father of a blonde bombshell who falls for Stanley, the British Upper Class Twit played, also to perfection, by Ian Carmichael, who you might remember from the Lord Peter Wimsey series. The makeout scenes between the the Twit and the Bombshell are priceless. But what is Stanley doing in this working class atmosphere anyway? Working. And too well at that. Forced by financial circumstances too dreary to discuss, he gets a job in his uncle's factory and messes things up for the other workers by, well, working, and thus making his fellow employees look bad. The film takes a big shot at unions — but also at management: they are manipulating white-collar thieves who'll do anything for a buck. Or a pound. Except for the ones, like Major Hitchcock, played by Terry Thomas, who are just plain lazy and inept. Needless to say, Stanley foils everybody's plans, labor and management alike, to my great joy and delight. Oh, and on top of everything else, Margaret Rutherford plays dotty dowager Aunt Dolly. Delicious!

 The Big Lebowski:
What can you say that hasn't been said before: brilliant, inspired, with some of the most memorable lines ever to come out of a movie, the most quoted being "The Dude abides." Oh yes. For anyone who hasn't yet seen the film, and it's now out in a special Blu-Ray edition if that floats your bowling ball. The Dude in question,  played to perfection by Jeff Bridges, is an out-of-work pothead who is roughed up and has his rug destroyed by some thugs mistaking him for another, bigger, Lebowski. The Dude is really upset about this because, man, "that rug really tied the room together," which The Dude says with all seriousness and not a trace of irony, a great comic touch considering the condition his condition is in.  Oh, and besides "Just Dropped In," all the music is perfect for the film. The plot, according to Wikipedia, which has been known to be wrong, is "loosely based on Raymond chandler's novel, The Big Sleep." Could be. But who cares. It involves a bowling competition, "the occasional acid flashback," a trophy wife, a group of German nihilists, a kidnapping gone awry, a mad millionaire and his lackey, in another great performance by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Actually, they're all great performances. Never a fan of John Goodman before or since, he is brilliant in this film. And so are John Turturro, overacting his little heart out, Steve Buscemi in a nerdy, needy role that makes you marvel at his star turn in Boardwalk Empire, and even the actors in the smaller parts, especially Julianne Moore and Sam Elliott. Elliott plays The Stranger (God? Everyman? The part of us that roots for the bad boy?) who elicits from Bridges the immortal words, "The Dude abides." Which prompts The Stranger to comment to the audience: "Don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." We'll never know about the bowling trophy because there's never been a sequel to this 1998 film by the great Coen Brothers, and I hope there never will be. It just abides, as all great films do.

Prince of the City:
Okay, the criticisms of this movie are not totally unfounded: it's too long, and Treat Williams may have overacted a bit, although I found him so deliciously charming I couldn't care less, and there's one part concerning the Jerry Orbach character I just didn't understand. But get over it, The New Yorker, this is one powerful movie. And yes, Dog Day Afternoon it isn't, but what it? The DVD has a great special feature with Williams (I so want to call him Treat) and Sidney (what the hell: I once made a meatloaf sandwich for the man) that explains a lot about filmmaking in general and this movie in particular. Also, Sidney's views on good and evil, and how things are not so black and white as you think. I loved it.

Bad Day At Black Rock:
Recommended on TCM by Robert Osbourne as a film he originally had no interest in seeing, then loved it, and by Alex Baldwin, who pointed out the great actors in the cast, including Lee Marvin, Ernest Brognine and Dean Jagger. Well, after all that, I had to like it, right?  I did. A lot. It was a Good Day On My Couch.
Behind the Scenes Stuff: Spencer Tracey was off drinking and wouldn't commit to the film until the producers (who wanted him desperately) told him that they had Alan Ladd, at which point Tracey grabbed it.  He was perfect for the part, wearing a dark suit and tie the entire time in a western setting,  pulling it off perfectly. Other than that "fashion statement," the film makes a strong case against racism: the hatred of the Japanese during WW2. See it.

Song of The Thin Man:
I usually like these frothy, silly, suave, utter unrealistic films from the 30s and 40s, with William Powell and Myrna Loy as the couple we'd all like to be — if only we had the looks, brains, money, a huge capacity for drinking and a dog like Asta. But this one was a stinker, rather than a stinger, or maybe a sinker, because  it turned out to be the last, not to mention the least, in the series. Watch any of the others four sequels, but not this one: Even the pooch jumped the shark.

The Children's Hour:
It had its moments, and just looking at Audrey Hepburn makes life worth living, but mostly I kept thinking that the play, by Lillian Hellman, was so much better. It's about two young women runing a school for girls, who are accused by a hateful little brat of being (GASP!) lesbians. And although the closest we get in this 1961 production to using that actual term is the word "unnatural," it's enough to ruin their lives.  A young Shirley McClaine is worth seeing in this, and James Garner, and Audrey Hepburn is, well, Audrey Hepburn. The rumor of the love that dare not speak its name is totally untrue — or is it? And I'll say no more, because you should see the movie for yourself, imperfect as it may be, as is Life Itself.

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