Humorous blog for women by Pat Fortunato about men, friendship, love, work, money and more, finding something funny in almost any situation. http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/ Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:05:16 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/dec/oh-no-it-s-new-year-s-eve.html Sometimes I think that New Year's Eve should be abolished. You know all the reasons to hate that night so let's not dwell on it: too many expectations, too many drunks, too much money! The t...]]> Pat Fortunato 2009 - Dec Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:53:37 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/dec/true-or-false.html It's Christmas Eve and we need a heartwarming story. Although I write a humor blog these days and live in New York City, I once was an elementary school teacher in a rural area. This is one of my b...]]> Pat Fortunato 2009 - Dec Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:57:36 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/dec/earth-to-willard-scott.html I know you're out there, Willard, I can hear you blowing out candles. Willard Scott is the guy on The Today Show who's become a minor celebrity by showcasing people who are celebrating their 100-ye...]]> Pat Fortunato 2009 - Dec Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:53:33 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/dec/i-m-not-ready-for-christmas.html It's December 7 as I post this, but I can safely say that whenever you read it, I'm still not ready. Wasn't it just summer when I was worrying about buying a bathing suit? Wasn't it just Hall...]]> Pat Fortunato 2009 - Dec Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:46:37 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/nov/bye-bye-birdie.html Let's talk turkey. It's the Monday after Thanksgiving, and we have survived. We do feel fat, let down, and guilty that we ate so much and have done so little to get ready for Christmas, which is C...]]> Pat Fortunato 2009 - Nov Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:05:46 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/nov/i-m-packin.html Pat Fortunato 2009 - Nov Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:36:31 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/nov/the-things-i-love.html Pat Fortunato 2009 - Nov Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:05:09 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/nov/nice-show-you-got-there.html Not for nothing, but I really enjoyed God of Carnage even though I had to pay full price and ended up sitting in the back of the mezzanine. Hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. And these tic...]]> Pat Fortunato 2009 - Nov Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:50:13 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/nov/hate-fall-love-halloween.html Pat Fortunato 2009 - Nov Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:43:07 +0100 http://www.i-cant-believe-im-not-bitter.com/2009/oct/bada-bing-bada-boom.html The Sopranos set off a war among the Fortunato Family, as I suspect it did with Italian-Americans across the nation. On the one side were those who saw it as a good show, well written, well acted,...]]> Pat Fortunato 2009 - Oct Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:29:12 +0100